By Missing Lynx
George Karl: Ensuring Denver area King Soopers stores are sold out of store brand cough drops since 2004.
Chris Andersen: Be careful, he will jump every time you pump fake – even if you don’t have the ball…
Question: What warms up 2 folding chairs for $1,939,893?
Answer: Johan Petro
A phrase to add to your vernacular: “I hate _____ like Carmelo hates snitches!”
“Hey, it can be Broncos colors too…”
-Renaldo Balkman on his pimped out 1983 Caprice Classic
(see video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnq-ud7Sx-g)
Answer: Alabama
Question: Name one place Sonny Weems is NOT from.
(http://www.pickaxeandroll.com/2008/12/15/692678/exclusive-interview-with-s)
Sorry Jeremy, I couldn’t resist…
Kenyon Martin’s Neck: Proving why it is a bad idea to get a big ugly tattoo of red lips since 2008.
Two reasons for Anthony Carter to Celebrate the Chauncey Billups trade:
1) He is no longer the funniest looking bald player on the team.
2) He is no longer the NBA’s worst starting point guard.
Von Wafer, on his former team and recent success with the Rockets: “Suck it, Denver.”